NASA before powerpoint, date unknown.
jay is using the fucking skype app to talk to me bc my phone doesnt work and if that isn’t gay idk what is
“If someone is cis does that make their opinion on gender less important than yours?”
"if someone is not a quantum physicist does that make their opinion on quantum physics less important than yours [as a professor of quantum physics]?"
whenever i see a character i dont like being shipped with my favourite character
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
fun game: call batman “the bats-man” around comic nerds for as long as you can